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WWE Money In The Bank Results

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Randy Orton is back up now, and he takes everyone to RKO town. Orton climbs the ladder and gets very very close to pulling the briefcase down before he’s stopped by Sheamus. Sheamus downs Orton and then begins to climb up to get after the briefcase. Orton and Sheamus trade blows back and forth until Sheamus takes over and blasts him with a Brogue Kick. Sheamus climbs, only to be thwarted by Dolph Ziggler. The two trade punches atop the ladder and the crowd is really into this. Ziggler reverses a White Noise off the ladder into a Zig-Zag from about halfway up. Neville is back up and nails a downed Sheamus with a red arrow, and now it’s up to Neville and Ziggler. Both men climb the ladder and both men are throwing BOMBS. Neville knocks Dolph off the ladder, only to get yanked down himself by Kane. Ziggler and Neville try to take Kane down with a ladder but he takes them out instead. Kane turns around and eats a Superman Punch from Roman Reigns. With no ladder in the ring, Reigns decides to take to the air and takes everyone out with his Superman Dive over the top rope. The New Day come down to ringside to roll Kofi back in to go for the briefcase. Roman Reigns snatches Kofi down and Powerbombed him over the ropes into the crowd. Reigns climbs to the top of the ladder and has his chance to win interrupted by Bray Wyatt. Wyatt nails Reigns with the Sister Abigail and leaves. It’s up to Sheamus and Neville now, and Sheamus rips Neville right off the ladder and grabs the case for the win.

Winner: Sheamus

0-2….. My night is not looking good so far

Divas Title Match: Nikki Bella (c) v Paige

The match starts with both ladies trading a bit of bravado, but Paige takes over after a few tie ups. The action spills outside, and Paige hits Nikki with a sweet looking Rolling Senton off the apron. Plenty of back and forth action and several near falls have the Divas nearly evenly matched. Nikki hits Paige with a Slingshot suplex off the ropes and covers her for another nearfall. Nikki locks Paige in a Scissorhold, which Paige breaks out of and tries to go on the offensive. Nikki stays on Paige though until she runs into a Side Kick from Paige, who then tries to go for the PTO but Nikki counters into a Spinebuster. Nikki gets Paige in the corner, and Paige flips around, nailing Nikki with several elbows in the process. This is a really even paced match so far. Another round of back and forth sees Paige try again for the PTO but Nikki reverses again. Nikki hits Paige with a second rope Enziguri for a near fall, then Paige hits Nikki with the Rampaige for another near fall. Both women look exhausted but continue on the offensive. Both ladies end up on the top rope and both spill to the outside where the Bellas pull a little Twin Magic again, only this time Paige reverses the roll up pin and the three count. The ref notices it’s Brie and not Nikki and somehow allows the match to continue and Nikki sneaks up from behind and hits Paige with the Rack Attack for the win.

Winner: Nikki Bella (c)

I have no idea how that wasn’t ruled a DQ, but somehow Nikki pulls off the win and further buries my predictions. 0-3. Ouch

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